Sunday, July 26, 2009

The Trip of Life

5 minutes to catch a train to justify a 50,000 Rupees investment. The rush of three running men at the Egmore station set the tone for a fortnight of fun. The green signal was clear. It was asking us to keep running for the next two weeks.

Yes, the way we started the trip was suggestive of how we carried on through the whole trip. Vacations are meant for freedom from labour but we were covering 3 different lands in 15 days, so the sole option was to make it laborious. Ramanar's idea to extend the trip to the 15th day turned out to be quite logical. We spent sleepless nights without a concern about the day when we would be returning to the normal life....big deal ?? We can always sleep when we get back to the workplace !!

The extreme lives we encountered in the 2 weeks is funny to look back. From multi-star hotels in KL and Genting to a bunk bed set in a backpackers' hostel in Singapore, each had its own charm. Staying a backpackers hostel, we were expected to save some currency. To the contrary, the expenses stats reveal that, during the 2 days in Little India, the quartet spent more than a lakh and a half Rupees on shopping in Mustafa. The company's shopping policy had no benchmark - Spend one night at Chinatown for some cheap knock-off stuff and the very next morning, go for a royal ride beneath the Petronas twinnies. at Suria KLCC, one of Asia's biggest malls.

The energy we witnessed in the initial night at the Genting highlands probably came along with the whole trip. A mini Las Vegas was tempting Vinod too much but the coolhead of our group, Arun Anna, had a job in his hands to ensure Vinod did not lose any money...and other things. I definitely missed a Sai at the thriller rides at the park, Vinod made sure I did not come back too disappointed. A 6000-meter high mount, with a constellation of 5-starrers courting a huge theme park in its bay, all owned-by one man...I am yet to buy a piece of land in Chennai...The very feeling left us all enthralled.

Stepping into Singapore, we realised KL had little to compete with this city. Beyond the skyscrapers, something abstract was placing Singapore in a league ahead. Common to both the cities, though, was the influence of Tamil. It gave us a feeling that we were not in an alien land. In a way, Ramanar was disappointed because of this as he felt it was not adding value to his money on the visas. But I should say the marathon shopping at Mustafa, a stunning Songs of the Sea show, the Friday walk around Clarke Quay, Merlion and the Suntec City and not-to-forget the foot massager at the airport put out any fire of disappointment and we left the city with content. I was very also happy meeting Sekar and VJ - could not afford missing them - thanks to them accomodating us on that day.

The gear only stepped up when we reached half-way through the trip, the London dons, Shrid and Sai joined us in Thailand and we felt a completeness in the group with their entry. What a decision these guys made to join us. The laughter and fun we shared after this point had just multiplied remarkably. Right after a nervous entry into the country, where an airport official punished Ramanar for a little crime of his, Vinod and I couldn't hide grinning. The days next, Thailand was full of surprises probably because I expected the least out of it.

The adventurous Coral Islands, a chin-dropper called Noong Nooch Village, a Safari with stone-throw close up look at the lions and tigers at their own backyards were very different experiences. Vinod had told me a lot about the tailoring and suits in Thailand, now I feel I mistaked by getting only one of them.

So what was that I had never imagined I would, those best experiences came from the trip so I am convinced that they deserve separate posts, which I have linked below.


We had an uncompromising quest for food. We were told that it would be tough for veggies. But we managed it well, quite lavishly well. So If our budgets went up by 20%, it was for the food. The Sambar Rice at Aarya's, Sukom Vit is still tasting hot.

The Giant Lord Muruga at the Batu Caves near KL offered to add to our spiritual quotient but only Lord Muruga would know if Vinod was really spiritual at this tourist spot which attracted a lot of westerners !! Do I really have to tell the rest of the story.

This trip meant that I would step in 10 different soils this year, something that had no room in the best of my dreams at the same time last year. Whether I liked this more than the Goa-Mumbai trip from last year, the answer would be a firm NO. The way the Goa trip ended summed up our feelings on the whole tour. On my 23rd birthday, we were standing at the Kamaraj terminal with a meaningful silence and unwilling to depart back home. We would have carried on forever. However, this time around, when Air India messed up our flight plans, we felt our baggage was twice as heavy as it was until then. A homesick feeling isn't a good report card for any trip but it was largely due to the last day's events. However, this wont undermine the fun and experiences we had been through. They were top-class, memorable and had in them, a lot to learn from. I am very happy having taken it, was certainly a trip of life, given that I wont be able to invest some much time and money in such a vacation for the next couple of years.

Missed Ram again on a vacation, this time Mani too. Ram might be off to Europe in a while, so getting the big gang together once again might be quite impossible during the near future. Whether we can do a vacation of this magnitude ever at all ? A wise person recently reminded me that Dil Chahta Hai ends with the friends meeting again on a holiay with a promise. Life presents a lot of surprises, as it has to me in the last one year, I am not counting anything down for the future now !!

"Never dreamt before" moments

There were many significant moments during the vacation. Our choice of destinations stood out because of what were the extraordinary events that I could boast about with my fellas back home. If I had to pick the best three of them, here they are, not in any order.

1. Songs of the Sea.
Unanimously, all advices before the trip that came from anyone who had tripped Singapore before was not to miss the Songs of the Sea show in Sentosa. It was probably the one moment we were waiting for after a tired day at the Sentosa. The laser show filled up the spirits of the evening. You are usually put in overwhelming joy  when there is a lot of expectation from something and it is delivered. Songs of the Sea did.

2. The Underwater Walk at Coral Islands
Unlike Songs of the Sea, I was not expecting too much adventure out of Coral Islands, but the SOTC rep said that we go for a mini scuba dive, I was thrilled. We were going to walk under the sea, what generally I've seen only in James Bond movies. We were dumped into the sea to witness sea life, the coral reef and understood why sea lives hate living on the earth up outside the water. Captain Ramanar couldn't join us since last year's Calangute experiments with water refused to walk away from his mind. Sivagami computers' prediction of "Water Gandam" continued with him.

3.Holding a Tiger Cub
I have been fascinated in the past with majesty any life can bring about. You talk about someone's/something's presence being felt. Superstar Rajnikanth for instance, a Tiger probably is another . How about holding your national animal on your lap. It happened during the safari in Bangkok. Forget him being kid, he was still fearsome and there was no messing up with him. Wow ! I felt proud at that moment and I still am.

What did we learn from Thailand ? English.

On a serious note, why there are very few West-outsourced call centres in Thailand compared to India. Its because of the Western countries' lack of sense of humour.

The West certainly misses the funny side of Thai English. Sai and Sridhar, our representatives from London made the note of best English terminologies/expressions in Thailand, some of them are here.

Warning : Some of the unintended interpretations may be a bit naughty. Please direct all your questions at Sridhar.

1. ATM machine reads "Out OFF service"
2. Oversea Call - no concept of Overseas in Thailand, its always oversea.
3. Pulblic , Dulipcate - not any one-off error, all those guys pronounce these words this way
4. Beware your Leg - common with elevators, spotted at one McDonalds too.
5. Alu "Matter" / "Matter" Paneer - To my knowledge this is only an India restaurant with a Thai collaboration. Not sure if it has any special significance in Bangkok.
6. Lady and Gent - Voted the best "pulblic" toilet of the year, the rest room in Safari was trying to differentiate the entry. Lady was ok but what is Gent ??
7. We have big sizes here - No No ...it was just a local shoe shop, but I dont know why they were specific about the big sizes alone - probably its of some significance in Bangkok again.
8. One Hours - 200 Bath - This is no magic show, its just a foot massage centre's offer stating 200 Thai Baht

The Pack's Punches

From the trip to the Far East, few quotes are etched in the memory as very special just because we have laughed about them significantly or perhaps they have attracted us enough that we start to use them quite frequently. Here is my favourite set of quotes from the far east trip - almost all coming up in Thailand.

1. Mach ! Foreign madhiri irukku da
Coming from Kl and Singapore, obviously we did not expect a lot out of Thailand in terms of matching the infrastructure of the earlier 2 visits. The sophisticated look of the Swarnabhoomi airport took us by surprise and Ramanar gave this famous quote...well mate !! u forgot that we are indeed in a foreign land !!
After this point, any other unIndian sight in Thailand was certified with this tag.

2. Thats Philosophy
Inspired by Koundamani-Senthil M.A. Pilosophy comedy, anything that did not look or sound technically or logically correct was assumed to be philosophically correct. You did not comprehend this ?? thats philosophy.

3. No have
Whoever had brought English first to Thailand did not bring the word "don't"..poor guys they cant say "we dont have "...they instead say "we no have", it was quite difficult to follow in the begining, later it was funny, now I no have words to express it.

4. What is the best price you can offer
Vinod was in a bargaining mood ever since he entered Thailand. Heights of his skills were when he went into a Puma showroom which already sported a 20% discount, and asked "Tell me the best price you can offer for this bag, I shall take it". Ramanar and I had to run out of the showroom to start laughing.

5. Rijicted
Sethil's version of "Rejected" in the movie Indian. Sai had mastered this and tagged to anything that was not convincing to go for. You have to hear him say this - ultimately funny.

6. Scene65-Bean55
Copyright borrowed from Prasanna from my Eurotrip earlier this year, this was mostly attributed to the best of snaps we created on the Canons and Fuji.

7. Take the 25, strictly 25 !!
We guys were terribly running short of money in Thailand. But when Sai borrowed them from an ATM and settled all outstanding balances, we were rich men again. We started throwing the money at anything we wanted and said "take the 25" but when we had to control the flow it had to be "strictly 25" - the incredible influence of Koundamani prompted this quote.

8. Thanks, Appreciate That !!
Vinod showed a lot of gratitude to the non-English speaking Thai guys, whenever some help was offered. It would not be too much of exaggeration if Vinod said this to a shopkeeper who helped him and received a response from him : "sorry, we no have that".